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Men in advertising are either tall and super skinny. Or dress like lumberjacks. 

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broken

I broke a wine glass at work the other day. Along with the glass, my ego is shattered. 

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go ahead and judge

But I'm inspired by Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber.

Brilliant.

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new job

I have a new job. 

Tuesday is fruit day

Wedensday is bagel day

Thursday is Beer Bash (rumor has it that Diet Coke will also be served)

Friday is Veggie Day.

I like it there. 

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news flash

I navigated the streets of Chicago in heels with no problems. Take that subway grates. And if you are a homeless guy, complement me on my outfit and I will most likely give you money. 

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pants

via facebook.com

My Dad made my little brothers stand in front of me in this picture because I was wearing leggings as pants. Dad refuses to see the value in spandex. In my defense, I hadn't done laundry in a long while.

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brilliance

"I think "Innovator" is your finest work, done in your finest hour.
Just spectacular really." Sent at 10:17 PM on a Tuesday from Ryan, ACD.

Thank you Ryan. I think we should pack our bags for Canne.

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