If you are ever in the Midwest you NEED to hit up Meijer late at night. Its a hoot. My mother had a 35% off coupon for it. That ended up turning into a seven hour, family shopping trip. My Dad sent me updates through out the night.
11:22 PM (eastern time) "Starting hour 4 at meijers. Putting in this in to context: Day 5 at philmont was 13 miles in the rain, 3500 vertical climb...THAT was rainbows and unicorns farting perfume compared to this. Just saw a guy with a hook for a hand. No lie. Was talking to the security guard with an impressive mustache"
11:46 PM "Mejiers Hottie...buttcrack is in here at the Rochester meijers"
12:03 AM "Overheard quote 'I finally got a meijers card. They kept on turning me down. But they gave me one this time"
12:22 AM "1,706.63...6 carts...lots o girls camp crap"
I hope now you can all see were I get my style from...my dad.
3 comments:
Haha, your Dad has a sense of humor a lot like my Dad's. That cracks me up
I want the play-by-play of the entire Meijer excursion. Sounds amazing! And I am positive your Dad's commentary was right on the money!
7 carts full i was there 6.5 hours receipt was 24 feet
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